ALESSIO: Well, hello all! Emily is off getting ready for her brother's wedding or something, and that means I have been left unattended. Of course, I can't just sit around and be idle when it's the perfect oppurtunity, can I? No, of course not. Oh, and I've been cleverly distracting her while by causing havoc in her reader group, and now that means she's not looking over here. If you want to check that out, join her group HERE.
When you read Little Rabbit, you'll see why that GIF is appropriate, but I'll leave that up to your imagination. I'm not COMPLETELY heartless. I know full well how stressed Emily is for this book launch, but honestly, I think she's stressing for nothing. I mean, how can she when we all know you're ALL going to want to read my story. Right? Right!
Now, what kind of havoc can I cause in here, hmmmm? What to do...what to do...
SIENNA: How about you don't and just share a teaser or something? Emily is going to put you in that box and I really don't feel like going to Antarctica to find you in a giant ice cube.
ALESSIO: Where's the fun in that? I mean, now's the time tell them all that she put a little something special at the end of our book for them.
SIENNA: ALESSIO!!!!!!!!
ALESSIO: What? That's not a spoiler! That's just a little teaser and to make sure they read to the end. It's marketing!
SIENNA: Throws hands in the air Alessio, I love you, but you're an idiot.
ALESSIO: shrugs Look, how can I entice people if I don't share things? That's the whole point! So don't worry your pretty little head about it, coniglietto.
SIENNA: glares My pretty little head? You arrogant bastard. I'm going to enjoy our next time with that knife. And this time, I might just draw some blood. stalks off
ALESSIO: Oh, yeah, I'm going to pay for that, but I do love when she gets violent. And since you all don't know what I mean, and I just can't keep that kind of thing to myself, I'm going to share a teaser anyway. And just remember, I'm putting myself out there right now. But I can take it. All I ask is that you head over and preorder my book so you can read the whole thing when Emily releases it. Where is that link....oh right. Here it is. Emily has crossed out some of the more possibly offensive language parts, but you get the gist. Now, I'm off to find my woman and enjoy myself. And if Emily comes by and yells, don't worry, she's all bark no bite. And yes, I stole these images from Emily's phone, so she's not going to be too happy because she was planning to share it next week, but it's clear she's slacking.
I'll see you all soon!
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